I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
i've created a new STD.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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