Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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