we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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