I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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