I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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