You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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