Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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