i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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