in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
