Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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