cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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