my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Girls should come with a carfax report
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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