At least make sure they are 18
Why
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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