Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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