so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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