Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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