I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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