I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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