How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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