The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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