In the future we'll all be gay
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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