I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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