Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I just cut my nipple shaving
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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