I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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