Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
