I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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