the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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