Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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