Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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