I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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