OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Randomize
