Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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