Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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