In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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