i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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