Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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