Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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