who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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