people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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