So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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