She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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