i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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