At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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