I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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