dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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