dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
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Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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