It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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