I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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