It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Plan B is the new Plan A
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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