clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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