i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
last night I used snow as a chaser
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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