that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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