you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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