so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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