like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.