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wanna hang out?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
These 17 Delivery Dudes Suck At Their Jobs But Are Winning At Life
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar